October 13, 2011
Dear The 53%,
Thank you so much for the hard work you do to support this nation. Your personal sacrifices are not going to go unheard and posting them on the Internet in the form of letters is a good start at helping people to realize that there are good, hardworking Americans out there, despite all those lazy people you see on the news.
I am certain that The 99% must realize that they don't represent the entire country. Look how silly they are doing their "Occupy Wall Street" hippie circus. They don't represent you though. As a sub-group of those 99% you obviously represent the best America has to offer. It is something to be proud of. Might I go as far as saying, because you pay your Income Taxes and they don't that it makes you better then them?
I mean, seriously. The 46% of people who don't pay income taxes are basically just what? Your grandparents? The elderly? People with disabilities who are leaching off of Social Security instead of getting a job as a greeter at Walmart? Then there are those lazy 12% who live in poverty and who would be much better off if they just stopped doing drugs and got a job right? What about those lazy parents out there? I mean taking a tax credit and exemptions just because you have kids? Who's idea was that? Some politician lobbying for tax cuts among their voter demographic probably. When your kids start families, surely they will be working like a true American and not even qualify for those unpatriotic tax credits the Feds are forcing on them.
So, you my friends are the real Patriots in these dark times. Working in the face of adversity, giving up basic needs and clawing your way to the top. Who cares that everyone has to pay federal taxes for Social Security and Medicare, state sales taxes, property taxes, and local city taxes. I mean without you 53% paying your Income Taxes diligently, the whole nation would just grind to a halt and all of our patriotic freedoms would simply evaporate.
So we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We applaud you and your hard work. Go... claim the recognition you deserve. Because, lets be honest here, if you stopped paying your Income Taxes, the Feds would have to find more money somewhere else to fund their Socialistic policies and then they would come after Us.